The Edgar Broughton Band - Innocent Bystander (Damien & Soola) Lyrics
(R.E. Broughton)
She had fizza with the vicar
And a little maybe later and
Another with her mother at half past nine
She has a problem with her husband
Lift your head from the pillow
Put your hand in the till and you won't go blind.
She wants to be much more than fantasy
She only takes a pill when she's really very ill
And falling down
He only takes a shit when he's full to the brim and the air turns brown
He's so wheezy he can't hardly breathe no more
She's so sleazy she can hardly walk at all
He had a serious condition
Caused by too much television
Reverse malnutrition and a very limp wrist
There's the children's education
The mortgage and the rates
He's very scared of dying and not being missed
He wants to be part of the E.E.C.
He's a second coming Nazi with a fancy little tartsie
He met her at the party on the last L.P.
When he's really gotta park
It's a typist on the carpet
O some time on the farm with the E.C.T.
She wants to be much more than fantasy
He wants to be part of the E.E.C.