The Edgar Broughton Band - Outrageous Behaviour Lyrics
(S.A. Broughton/T. Nordon)
I was addressed by a sign speaker
Don't walk on the grass please keep to the path
It was the first that I'd seen, yesterday there were non of them,
Now they would always be there.
I gave it a kick – what a feeling as I put my boot in its eye
But a park droid had seen me
My number remembered, location and size.
Remember rule 152 – "Do as we say, not as we do"
If you persist in what you are doing we will have to rehabilitate you."
Sometimes I wish my head was empty.
I think I'm going to lose my temper
Is there anything I can do that's better than doing nothing?
I could do something much better than this
With the time that I have but I'm not a brave man
I'm more afraid than the ones who are running away.
They're taking us now to a place on the green
You might never see me again
Outrageous behaviour, I shall miss you,
Will you miss me too?